Said in an announcer voice, with a booming echo like we're in a giant wrestling arena...
In the lowest position prior to labor, weighing in at a strapping 8 pounds, facing head down, we have Davis...Dunbar...Graves...Bennett...the 3rd.
In the most uncomfortable position, weighing in at an undisclosed amount, working with 75% effacement and 2 cm dilatation, we have Sam Swollen Foot Bennett.
According to the referee, Dr. Seeker, the two are expected to meet face to face, in the next few days, most likely prior to their set appointment on Tuesday November 2nd. Could be any day, any moment, so keep your phones ready.
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